Have you ever wished you could enjoy a good beer, solid food and worry-free sexual gratification all at the same time? Let me introduce you to the Double Down – which is actually not some weird, kitchen-based sexual position. At least, not this time.
No, the Double Down Saloon, which has locations in both Vegas and NYC, calls itself a “straight up boozatorium” and is known for its $4 “Ass Juice,” bacon martinis and yes, the hours of kitschy porn looping across its several television screens.
Here are some of the NYC location’s best Yelp reviews:
Bad Horror Flicks.
Reasonably Priced Drinks.
More Ass Juice.
More Painted Walls
I think I’ve covered it.”
“The place is laid back and not too rowdy unfortunately, towards late in the evening, the guys pointed out the midget porn on the screen and I was like OMG! That was definitely not on my radar when I came in looking for more booze and french fries.”
“The porn was strong on the next visit. Full blow jobs, money shots, Grand Ma action, and hentai.”
“Liquor and midget porn, you my only friends.”
According to Gothamist, the East Village staple has been offering up the best in free porn for years and most people love it. Though we’ve got to wonder how much longer all those “straight-laced” after work folks can get away with the old “I had no idea this was that kinda place I swear!”
Honey, we won’t tell if you don’t.