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5 Basic Bitch Foods Turned Artisanal

In what are presumably auditions for “Pimp My Lunch,” hipster entrepreneurs across the country have been taking beloved food staples and tricking them out. Grab a Mason jar and make sure you abbreviate company in your official name:

Empire Mayonnaise Co. (Brooklyn, NY)

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Empire Mayonnaise Co. opened to the public three years ago touting small-batch mayonnaise and is somehow still open. Chef Sam Mason and designer Elizabeth Valleau run the small storefront in Prospect Heights, but also create batches for their webstore and several vendors, including select Whole Foods. You’re probably laughing while buying their baconnaise.

Jacobsen Salt Co. (Portland, OR)

Courtesy of Cargo Collective

Ben Jacobsen has been reimagining the most basic bitch in everyone’s diet: salt. His storefront, newly nestled in Portland’s Artisan Corner, looks a bit like a skit out of Portlandia.

Mustard and Co. (Seattle, WA)

Courtesy of Many Kitchens

When Justin Hoffman met Bryan Mitchiner, his DIY mustard transformed from a hobby into a business. Though the company’s barely been open a year, a laundry list of Washington vendors carry their product.

Little Freshie (Kansas City, MO)

Courtesy of Fillamental

Proof that Kansas City is getting hipper by the second, Little Freshie has been making specialty snow cones for more than two years. Their store has expanded into an espresso bar/cafe, but the focus remains on the snow cones.

Meiji Tofu (Gardena, CA)

Courtesy of LA Weekly

Family-run Meiji Tofu mostly supplies tofu to local markets, but keeps short hours throughout the week. Their menu is pretty small, but they rotate specials regularly.

Honorable Mention: Daneson (Ontario, Canada)

Courtesy of Catherine Renee Dimalla/Piquant Blog

This small Canadian company has taken to infusing birch toothpicks with everything from lemon to single malt scotch. You know, in case you want to treat yourself to some artis-oral hygiene.

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Go Home Health Food Advocates – DIY High Fructose Corn Syrup Now Exists

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Every so often, the world likes to remind us that yes, we do still live in ‘MURICA.

A graduate student at Parsons The New School for Design has just developed an artisanal kit for small-batch DIY high-fructose corn syrup.

The student, artist and designer Maya Weinstein, told Bon Appetit that the idea for her kit sprung from the fact that high fructose corn syrup, despite being one of the cheapest sweeteners in the industry, is still not available for consumer purchase. She said she hopes her DIY HFCS will be just the first of a series of “’citizen food science’ kits that let people make industrial ingredients in their home kitchens.”

“I’d like to give this recipe to people and let them do what they will,” Weinstein told BA. “It’s all about doing it yourself, taking the ideas of open sourcing technology and applying them to food. By taking back these foods that aren’t ours, deconstructing them and reconstructing them, maybe we can disrupt the industry a little bit.”

Those who actually like the sweet taste of processed food and were hoping to create their own hyper-sweetened Coke on crack, however, should know that Weinstein’s kit cost her between $70 – $80 for “just a little jar.”

BA thought it was delicious though – like “corn candy.”

Check out the ingredients for yourself below:

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H/T + PicThx Bon Appetit