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How to Make George Bluth Senior’s Corn Ballers from Arrested Development

Cornballers

The short-lived, and recently revived, Arrested Development gave us many things to laugh and cry about. One thing in particular that saddened me greatly was that George Bluth Senior could never use the machine “Cornballers” without burning someone. The patriarch of the Bluth family tried unsucessfully to distribute the Cornballers making machine numerous times, which usually ended in someone getting seriously burned.

Thanks to Randi Milgram of Hello Giggles, however, we now have a recipe for Corn Ballers that we can enjoy without the fear of burning ourselves. Enjoy!

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How to Make George Bluth Senior’s Corn Ballers

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup of all-purpose or whole-wheat flour
  • 1/2 cup of cornmeal
  • 1 teaspoon salt (fried things must be salty)
  • 1 teaspoon of baking powder
  • 1/2 cup frozen corn kernels
  • 4 tablespoons of olive oil
  • 1/4 cups of unsweetened plain almond milk
  • 1 tablespoon flax for one flax egg (see below)
  • Lots of oil for frying

How To Make It

  • Making the flax eggs. Take 1 tablespoon of ground flax and mix with 3 tablespoons of warm water. Whisk it together until gooey. A blender or something similar should make things easier.
  • Mix your dry ingredients in a mixing bowl.
  • Mix oil, milk and flax egg together and add it to the dry ingredients. Add the corn and mix everything together well.
  • Heat up a large stockpot, filled with 1/4 inch of oil, on high heat. Roll your batter into balls and drop into the oil. Cover the pot with a lid and cook for 6-8 minutes on medium-high heat.
  • Turn heat down to low before you flip the balls over to the other side too cook. Once flipped, cover the pot, turn the heat back up to medium-high and cook for another 6-8 minutes.
  • Check the balls occasionally to make sure they don’t burn.
  • Also works with a deep-fryer.
  • Allow the corn ballers to cool before eating.

Recipe  Courtesy: Randi Milgram of  HelloGiggles

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Sweets

Here’s How To Make Arrested Development’s Bluth’s Frozen Bananas

banana

Arrested Development is set to make its season four return on Netflix next week and what better way to celebrate such a momentous occasion than with Bluth’s Frozen Bananas. With all fifteen episodes being released at once, you’ll definitely need some themed snackage.

You can essentially top your frozen bananas with any toppings you choose but Eat The Love decided on the sweet and salty combination of chocolate and pistachios. Head over here for their wordless recipe.

Photo and Recipe Courtesy of Eat The Love

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Hit-Or-Miss

Arrested Development Animated Food .GIFs

We just got wind that one of television’s most cult-appreciated series, Arrested Development, is returning for a “limited” season — give years after it was initially cancelled. The limited season will be a lead in to the planned Arrested Development movie. No word yet on where or when the show will air, but we’ve put together an exhaustive lists of animated .gifs of some great food/drink related moments from the show’s short run.

Patience is a virtue, this page is filled with quality .gifs that may take a few minutes to load completely: