This may not help you see the Lakers better if you’re watching from 500 feet away, but it’ll definitely let you get your drink on for cheap! With this funky contraption, you can pour your favorite drink into two separated 8-ounce barrels, holding a total of 16 ounces of beautiful alcohol goodness! Comes bundled with an easy fill funnel and 31″ plastic carrying strap. The actual binoculars stand 7″ tall and sit 8″ wide. Pick them up here!
Apparently, pre-gaming on vodka and Red Bull is not as good for you as originally thought. The California Attorney General has placed a ban in conjunction with MillerCoors to stop the production of these caffeine-heavy alcoholic beverages. Though SPARKS is not the only drink in question, it does maintain 90% market share of alcoholic energy drinks, so it definitely is the older, more popular brother in the alcohol-energy family. If you’re interested in the entire announcement, feel free to read it after the jump: