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What a Pizza Illuminati iPhone Case Looks Like

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Oozing cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms and olives just waiting to be taken a bite of? Is it a pizza, or is it the symbol of the all-knowing secret society known as the Pizza Illuminati? The iPhone snap case, for both iPhone 4 and 5, sports a cheesy unique take on the Illuminati.

It’s made of a durable polymer that protects your phone from both dropping it while fishing for your keys or possibly even chucking it across the room in a drunken bender.

Pizza Illuminati, $22.40 @Human

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Slanted Mug is Designed to Fit Between Your Thighs

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I live a dangerous life.  I like to drink my tea on the couch, usually curled up around or with a cat, and my mug often gets placed precariously on my lap, the arm of the couch, or on the cat (poor thing).  I’m always worried about spilling, but usually too comfy to do anything about it.  Thank goodness someone invented the “Lap Mug.”

The lap mug is “designed around the body rather than the table” and has a unique wedge design that allows it to fit perfectly between your legs.  Plus, the slanted mugs can be placed on a countertop at a slight angle, meaning you don’t have to awkwardly hold them while pouring coffee.

However, after thinking about this critically for a bit, I have one important question.  How do I prevent my legs from burning with the hot mug now between them? I want to love you lap mug, but I don’t know if I can.

Thelermont Hupton Lap Mug, $16 @room2046

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Skull-Shaped Pancake Molds Make Death Delicious

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Wish to include a little DEATH into your morning diet? This new skull-shaped pancake mold (brought to us by Williams-Sonoma) lets you start every morning with the subtle reminder that you are gonna die some day! Hooray! Totally joking.

On a happier note, these skulls are adorable and fitting for the Halloween season. Upon seeing these spooky molds, my consumer “MUST BUY” impulse was triggered. Unfortunately, they’re all sold out at the moment, but you can enjoy them vicariously through these pictures as you stare longingly at your non-skull shaped pancakes.

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This Death Star ‘Spice Grinder’ is Really Just a Grinder for Good Ol’ Mary Jane

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Finding the perfect grinder changes everything — from maximizing the potency of your herbs to providing a hassle-free way of separating the sticky-icky. We’re talking spices of course, and we’re definitely not making any references to marijuana. 

That being said, this Death Star “Spice Grinder” is the perfect way to grind up herbs like rosemary, lavender and other such plants of choice. The outside is crafted from non-toxic polymer clay, while the grinder itself is made from metal — which, as most herb-crushing veterans know, is a must for any respectable grinder. It also features magnets to hold it shut, dimples underneath to keep it from rolling around, and is smaller than a baseball, maximizing its portability.

We recommend pairing this Star Wars-themed tool with a Nugtella Sandwich, because we know you’ll be hungry.

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Star Wars Death Star Grinder, $22 @Etsy

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Now You Can Own A Personal Soft Pretzel Maker

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There’s something deliciously comforting about soft pretzels. Whether you’ve bought ’em at a mall kiosk or a stadium concession stand, I think we can all agree they’ve got the whole snack thing down. And now you can make your very own versions at home with the Soft Pretzel Factory.

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This countertop contraption can make six small pretzels or two large ones with molds and recipes included. The best part is that you can go pretzel crazy, making anything from salty versions to extra sugary bites. To get those creative juices flowing, may I suggest topping your pretzels with cinnamon and sugar and dipping them in Nutella? Oh yes, plz.

Soft Pretzel Factory, $30 @Amazon

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Automatic Fruit Peeler Made For the Laziest Person On Earth

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If the two minutes it takes to skin an apple is cramping your style, then perhaps this Automatic Peeler will pique your interest. This kitchen appliance is as easy to use as it is impractical. Just plop your fruit of choice on the stand, plug in the cord, press the power button and voila, your fruit is getting it’s shave on.

The only way this device might actually be necessary is if you’re pie maker, but if you’re lazy enough to need an automatic fruit peeler chances are you’re probably too lazy to be baking pies. Just saying.

Automatic Fruits Peeler, $13.99 @Amazon

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‘Brrrrr’ Solves All Awkward & Annoying Ice Cube Tray Dilemmas

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Ever get a hankering for old-fashioned ice cubes? While nothing really beats the kind from at-home ice trays, making them can be super tricky and annoying. Seriously, how are we supposed to gauge the correct amount of water to pour when there’s an overflowing situation within .2 seconds? Answer: It’s impossible. That’s why we’re big fans of this cool, albeit awkward, animal-like ice tray.

Officially named Brrrrr, this Black + Blum invention puts a cool spin on those tray-made suckers, mostly because it looks like a bear, caterpillar and alien orb all rolled into one.

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Basically, you fill Brrrrr with water vertically, set it in the freezer horizontally as excess water drains and simply wait for those cubes to freeze. Once finished, just give the thing a solid slam on the table and voila — perfect ice without the frustrating mess.

Brrrrr $20 @Black + Blum

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Wear French Fries & Ketchup in Your Hair with Faux-Food Hair Swag

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Edible-looking clothing is always a good idea. Take the silk bacon scarf, for example — rock that bad boy, and you’d look ten times tastier than normal. And if you’re a fan of this type of garb, then you’ve gotta check out these foodie headbands by Japan’s Fake Food Hatanaka.

These super-realistic hair accessories not only look delicious, but they’re also quite versatile, serving standard hair-taming purposes while being fashion forward (at least to foodies). Fancy some french fries with a dab of ketchup in your hair? What about a generous serving of eggs and bacon?

The company also sells accessories like spaghetti carbonara rings, naan pizza necklaces and (our favorite) chili shrimp hair ties. Cool, right? Just don’t try and eat them.

Faux-Food Head Bands @Fake Food Hatanaka

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