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Feedback: Top User Comments Of The Week [Sept. 30]

Welcome to another edition of our weekly Foodbeast “Feedback,” where we feature your Facebook comments, and respond directly to your views on our recipes and stories.

The week was wild, and full of some crazy food stories, and your comments were just as crazy, per usual.

We saw 2 Chainz drink expensive cat poop coffee and watched Daym Drops lose his shit over Pizza Hut’s “nasty” grilled cheese crust. You guys responded to our stories through Facebook, and now it’s our turn to respond back.

We always appreciate that you read our posts, and take the time to add your own commentary.

Here’s what made the cut this week. Think you can make next week’s list?


STORY:This Is The Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Corn On The Cob You Need In Your Life

Booty Squirts sounds like it could be Young Thugs next album name, but it’s not something I think I want to experience in the bathroom. The way you paint this experience is very Shakespearean. “Red Cheeto Ass Water” really drives home the point.


Story: Watch This Butcher Cut Whole Lambs With Robotic Precision

That’s part of his magic and skill. Any normal man would have lost every single one of his fingers.


Story: All It Takes Is One Bite To Be Defeated By The World’s Hottest Chip

Damn, bro, that’s SAVAGE! If you do ever pull this off, Please film it and send it to us. We’d love to see your friends writhe in agony as the fiery chips clog their innocent throats.


STORY: Eat Breakfast With Giraffes At This Unique Hotel/

Come on, Fernando. You can’t tell me it wouldn’t be cute AF to eat breakfast with a giraffe. Sure, it’s “big head” might be a little intrusive, but it’s a freakin’ giraffe!!! You have to take this experience 100 out of 100 times.

Story: How Arnold Palmer Awkwardly Ordered Arnold Palmer Drinks

Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. The man was a legend. Find something else to stick your dick out for.

Story:2 Chainz Drinks A $100 Cup Of Coffee Made From Cat Poop [WATCH]

I wish it was a mistake. I really do. 2 Chainz looks like he’s down to eat anything, but cat poop coffee sounds like a big fat, ‘No’ for me.

Story: Daym Drops Literally Shook In Anger After Trying Pizza Hut’s Grilled Cheese Crust

I haven’t tried this pizza, and I’ve never hated Pizza Hut that much, but I think we can all agree that the product should be of high quality. I don’t know if it’s dollar store quality at the moment, but if Daym’s right, I might just start saving my money.

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Feedback: The Top User Comments Of The Week

Welcome back to our Foodbeast “Feedback” series, where we look for your best Facebook comments and acknowledged the fantastic commentary y’all added to the posts we throw up.

Last week, readers had no mercy on this Drake look-a-like and Domino’s drone testing. This week y’all spoke your mind on a McChicken molester, and a poor guy who couldn’t handle the world’s spiciest ramen.

You guys continue to prove your depth of wit and savagery, and we appreciate that you read our stories and give us your two cents.

Now without further ado, here are the best user comments of the week:

“Well, that went exactly like I thought it would. Brb gonna go pour bleach in my eyes.” -Miss Bea Haven


STORY: Chicken Lover Tweeted Himself Having Sex With A McChicken

Same. Totally wish I hadn’t seen that video. The image is forever penetrated into my head. Ah! Totally regret that last sentence.


“In a world filled with kale smoothies, cricket hamburgers, vegetarian bacon, tofu chicken, cauliflower pizza and vegans waiting around every corner to shove lettuce down your throat, I am glad to know that arby’s got my back.” -Maxime Raats


Story: Arby’s Just Added Buttermilk Chicken Sandwich Options To Their Menu

Never thought about it that way. Shout out to Arby’s for always keeping things meaty.

“Wait till it comes out the other end” – Justin Gresham

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STORY: Watch This Dude Freak Out After Eating World’s Spiciest ‘Death’ Ramen

We can only imagine the Satanic penetration the poor man had to endure from his fiery backside.

” I would drink this, and I would smear it all over my face, then chase you around trying to wipe it on you and blame it on the sugar rush. You have been warned.” -Pamela Wright

VIDEO: Harry Potter Butterbeer Recipe

Pamela didn’t tag anyone, so I guess she was talking directly to us. Bring it. Wouldn’t be the first time we’ve been chased by drunk weirdos.

“Well now I am convinced he was lit when he spoke on stage.” – Alexandra Koeberer-Manti

Story: Kanye Has Henny And Grey Goose Lemonade Slushie Machines Backstage

It’s hard to understand Kanye’s commentary, as his mind is operating at a different level than most others, but I doubt Henny Slushes are the culprit. Steve Jobs was often hard to understand, as well as Walt Disney. It’s the curse of being a genius.


“As someone who has had their food stolen by someone at the McDs drive thru, with a car full of hungry kids, I really hope this guy burns in the hottest part of hell.” – Jessica Hulett

STORY:This Shady McDonald’s Hack Lets You Get A Free Meal At The Drive-Thru

We feel you, Jess. This dude’s a major scumbag, and whoever stole your food is even scummier.

“That’s an insult to real innovative Chef boy R G’s in the Chain gang.
Even I can make a better cake than that with a Klondike bar on the top & sing U happy bday.” – Ramiro King Rios


VIDEO: How To Make A Chocolate Cake Like a Prisoner

We tried our best. No disrespect to the homies in the yard. We can appreciate that you’d sing for us, though.

“He’s wearing more than 2 chains???? WTF?! Im so confused now.” -Mike Pappas

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STORY:Watch 2Chainz Eat $500 Popcorn

Oh, damn, totally didn’t notice that! This is why I have trust issues. If 2Chainz can’t even keep things honest, who the hell can we trust!?


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Watch 2 Chainz And Nyjah Houston Eat A $500 Bucket of Popcorn

It’s become public knowledge that rapper 2 Chainz is into really expensive stuff. In fact, he even has a show produced by GQ aptly titled, GQ’s Most Expensive Sh*t. In the most recent episode, the Atlanta rapper is joined by pro skateboarder Nyjah Houston, with the highlight being them eating a $500 bucket of popcorn. Specifically, Berco’s Popcorn.

FYI, Berco’s is the Ferrari of popcorn, with a 6.5 gallon tin of Berco’s Billion Dollar Popcorn  priced at $2,500 on it’s website. The extravagant price isn’t just for show, as Berco’s uses the world’s most expensive salt, which is flown in from the island Laeso, in Denmark. The salt sells in the U.S. for $10 per-pound.

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To top it all off, the caramel corn is covered in 23 karat edible gold flakes, which adds to the gaudiness of it all, but probably doesn’t do much for the taste. The edible gold flakes retail for $125-150 per-gram. To put its ridiculous extravagance in perspective, Berco’s can sell one single kernel of popcorn for $5.

Thanks for showing us this exists, 2 Chainz! What would we do with out you trying out expensive stuff that we would never be able to afford.