Tactical Bacon: Bacon in a can

Bacon with a 10-year shelf life, that’s what this can of Tactical Bacon will offer you. The can comes with 54 slices of bacon and is advertised to be perfect for camping trips, office life, hiking, etc. Each strip is smoke flavored and fully cooked, so you just pop the can and start eating anytime you need bacon. Interestingly enough, the nutrition facts are actually not too terrible on these strips. The fat to protein ratio is equal to one, with every serving of 3 strips beefing you up with 5 grams of protein and setting you back 5 grams of fat and 60 calories. ($15.99 @ ThinkGeek)

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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