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Stolen 24-Foot Chick-Fil-A Cow Is Worth A Year’s-Worth Of Free Sandwiches


You’d think it’d be a little easier to find a 24-foot cow, but somehow, Chick-Fil-A’s giant inflatable mascot went missing after an Arizona State University football game.

It’s not a loss that the CFA owner is taking lightly, either, as he’s offering a year’s worth of free chicken sandwiches to whoever brings back the cow in one piece, according to Fox-10.

The beloved bovine was being used during an ASU game, and after he was put away, was found to have mysteriously disappeared from the back of a CFA truck.

Could it be the work of some stupid college kids? Probably, but we also can’t rule out the possibility of it being an anxious English professor who had enough of the cow’s terrible grammar and spelling.

Either way, the owner said he wants it back, no questions asked. So whoever took it has a golden ticket for free lunch daily.

h/t consumerist

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.

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