In a situation that sounds like a scene from a Farrelly brothers comedy, a woman used her breast milk as a weapon.
According to the Local in Germany, the woman entered a pharmacy looking to buy a breast pump. As the transaction was taking place at the register, she whipped out a titty and started spraying the staff with her breast milk.
She then began to look through the cash registers and counters, simultaneously spraying anyone who tried to talk some sense into her.
Police said she only took 100 euros, which is about $126, so she didn’t exactly milk the pharmacy for everything they had.
The woman got away, apparently armed and dangerous, or boobed and dangerous.
H/T The Local