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Hopeless Romantic Has Valentine’s Dinner With A Snapchat Doodle

If you think you need another human being to have a fantastic Valtentine’s Day dinner, you’re limiting yourself.

This girl did not let her lack of date stop her from having a romantic night, as she took to Snapchat and documented her dinner date with a stick-figured gentleman.

I’m not going to lie, there’s a tragic twist to this Snapchat story, but the best romantic tales do.

Check out the loving, hilarious, tragic dinner date story of the Single Lady on Valentine’s Day:

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This is the love of her life.

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The man cooked up their Valentine’s Day dinner. Always a smart move.

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They decided to take the date elsewhere. Little did they know this would be the last time they rode that bus together.

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Hopeless romantics always end up at Starbucks somehow.

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And then, on the walk back home, tragedy hit — and splattered.
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She tried. Oh, how she tried, but they didn’t make it to the hospital.
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But he did come back like a ghost of ex boyfriend’s past.
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But he was an angry fallen angel and stormed out of her life again.
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He wanted to drink away his Valentine’s Day problems.
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Like most ghosts, he couldn’t handle his liquor.
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History repeats itself. If you don’t change your life choices, expect the same results, like, getting run over.
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If you thought your Valentine’s Day was terrible, at least your fictional boyfriend didn’t get hit by a car, only to come back in ghost form, get hit again and double die.

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.

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