Apparently, the Seattle Seahawk’s running back Marshawn Lynch adores skittles.
So, in honor of Lynch and the Seahawks making it to the Super Bowl, a Seattle butcher has unleashed a Hot Skittles Sausage. Named “Beast Mode,” Blue Max Meats’ Skittles sausage ranks as one of the most inglorious mash ups we’ve seen. The recipe itself, is unabashedly straight-forward:
First, grab several hulking chunks of meat
Second, grind out the meat spaghetti
Third, mix in the spices and, yes, a bag full of Skittles
We apologize for any appetites we may have (most likely) ruined.