Santa Clause Burger

Let’s be real, Santa Clause is a hefty individual. Let’s be even more real, yes, he might like cookies, but you know he hasn’t built his spherical frame up over the years without his fair share of hamburgers. That’s where the always creative Char.L.Ton has stepped up and constructed a burger in his fashion. Tomato red cheeks, a cheesy beard, a ketchup and lettuce hat, onion eyes and nose. I wish I put out a plate of these burgers last night, I might have gotten that 60″ HDTV I put on my list. Sorry you didn’t like the celery Santa, just lookin’ out for ya!

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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