Because who doesn’t want food that tastes like actual crap — Tokyo restaurant Curry Shop Shimizu is serving up poop flavored curry.
The restaurant’s owner and the creator of the doo-doo dish is Ken Shimizu.
He swears the stuff nails the actual taste and consistency of a number 2. Well! The man set out to make a meal that tastes like dookie and he did succeed in that, so… I guess congratulations are in order?
Yeah sorry, just trying to find the silver lining to all this. Trying really really hard. And it’s not working, is it?