Pumpkin Spice Epidemic Has Spread To Sausages And It’s Terrifying

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If you’re in the camp that feels pumpkin spice has turned into a seasonal disease that needs to be severed at the head, you’re going to be upset to see that the virus has spread to sausages.

Nature’s Promise organic wants you to grill up their Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausages and make your backyard smell like a basic bitch’s paradise.

The five-pack is being sold at Giant Food Stores, an east coast supermarket, and skepticism is already being shown through social media:

Has pumpkin spice gone too far? Did it go too far long ago? Find out NEXT WEEK, when some other unnecessary pumpkin spice product gets revealed.

h/t mashable, picthx Heather McMahon

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.

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