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Everyone is Suddenly Talking About Pumpkin Spice Condoms, Durex Finally Responds

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There’s something inherently unsexy about fall. Skin gets covered, loose diets get thrown out the window, there’s goddamn pumpkins everywhere.

Over the weekend, however, rumors slithered ’round the interwebs that might have changed all that: Durex was releasing a “pumpkin spice”-flavored condom. Coated in artificial cinnamon and nutmeg, the condoms promised to be the perfect protection from basic bitches’ even more basic spawn.

Unfortunately Monday came around, along with an official statement from Durex (via twitter) that the PSL rubbers weren’t real, but here’s to hoping for a Starbucks x Durex collab in 2015. In the meantime, there are bacon, whisky, and chocolate condoms, which aren’t nearly as festive. Womp.

H/T + PicThx Qz

By Dominique Zamora

Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.

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