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A Donut Shop Is Serving Up ‘Blue Balls’ For Valentine’s Day

Most food joints are creating heart-shaped, bright pink, or other love-themed creations to celebrate Valentine’s Day. One donut shop, however, is defying the norms and banking on innuendos for one of their V-Day specials: Blue Balls.

Psycho Donuts in California’s South San Francisco Bay Area is offering up the unique donuts, which are sky blue, filled with a creamy custard, and topped with icing sugar. I don’t know much about risque references, but according to our managing editor Reach Guinto, the entire creation, from the filling to the topping, fits what it means to be “blue-balled” perfectly.

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These donuts have been made specifically for people spending Valentine’s Day alone, but honestly, anybody with their heads in the gutter will get a good laugh out of eating these. Although if you do think of these cream-filled donut holes as actual balls, they do sound a little less appealing.

Psycho Donuts will be offering the Blue Balls through at least Valentine’s Day at their Campbell and Santa Clara, CA locations.

By Constantine Spyrou

Constantine's life revolves around eating, studying, and talking about food. He's obsessed with eggs, gyros, and the future of food.