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Probably Shouldn’t Lick That: Pedobear Yogurt Lid

YOGURT LID

To lick or not to lick?

Most yogurt aficionados wouldn’t give a second thought when it comes to licking off that delicious excess yogurt on the lid — but that’s because there isn’t normally an image of a prepubescent anime girl underneath it.

Waste not, want not? I don’t care if it’s your favorite flavor — the idea of licking a “creamy white liquid” off of a little girl “lying submissively on her back,” as Asian news website Rocket News 24 not-so-delicately puts it, is straight-up icky.

Full disclosure: The half-dressed prepubescent girl printed on the back of a yogurt lid doesn’t actually exist in real life. But the completely questionable image of what it WOULD look like was created by Twitter user @neeeeko1, who created the illustration after seeing a tweet by @otakumap.

Apparently, @otakumap suggested that there would be nothing strange about licking an image of a girl if it was printed on the back of a yogurt lid.

Yech. We’re not so sure about that.

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No, we’re pretty disturbed.

H/T Rocket News 24

By Jennifer Lai

At the ripe age of three, Jennifer Lai sampled dishes as diverse as foie gras, jellyfish, and chicken feet. She was born Canadian, hails from Los Angeles, and lived in Berkeley and Chicago before moving to New York, where she now resides and writes. She spends at least one night a week compulsively roasting vegetables and re-watching episodes of Good Eats -- sometimes at the same time.

1 reply on “Probably Shouldn’t Lick That: Pedobear Yogurt Lid”

Yeah, because this toooootally isn’t creepy and/or wrong. We’ll just take this idea… and run with it without any sort of secondary thoughts, common sense, or market testing…. yep…. we’re gonna be rich gentlemen.

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