Portal Cake Ring — The Jewelry is a Lie

This cake ring bares a geeky resemblance to the cake from popular Portal video game series, a reference to the cake the game constantly prefaces with — “The Cake is a Lie“. This amazing little craft was fashioned by a video game and craft lover out of San Diego, CA. She operates under the alias GeekToys fand her Etsy shop can be found here.

Maybe if she gets enough traffic she’ll bring about more of these awesome cake rings. Hey GeekToys, can you send one in my size? Extra-gangly.


By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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