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Apparently Iowans Eat Pop-Tart & Cold Cheese Sandwiches, The Internet Is Disgusted

What the hell are Iowans doing?

Chris Jorgensen is a student at Iowa State University, and gave us a glimpse into what a true Iowan snacks on: Pop-Tart cheese sandwiches.

With a caption that read, “You ain’t from Iowa if you never had one of these,” Jorgensen’s tweets showed slices of American cheese in between two frosted Pop-Tarts.

The struggle sandwich photos were not received with open arms, as the internet was thoroughly disgusted with his tweets, and responded accordingly:

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Then people started clamoring for the police to get involved for this atrocity.


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And the police actually responded.


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Someone even did quick maths to make a “Poor Man’s McGriddle.”


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Although Jorgensen was clearly being silly, it seems he actually did take a bite.


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Iowans might never forgive him, but he probably couldn’t care less. This hilarious tweet took the weekend by storm, and every bored soul on Twitter had a good time with it.

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.