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Pong Beer — A Brew Made Just for Beer Pong

You may want to keep that Keystone Light stowed away in your dorm rooms, future leaders of America.

Pong Beer, a brew packaged and engineered specifically for the ancient game of beer pong, has already hit shelves across 10 states nationwide.

Here’s the twist: A 30-pack of the novelty drink, which will soon be distributed across 10 more states, comes with two free (and clean) pong balls as an added bonus. For those who can’t be bothered to saunter down the grocery aisle for red Solo cups, The Reload package also comes fully equipped with two 30-packs, 16 oz. cups, and four pong balls.

It’s unclear as to whether or not Pong Beer wields enough hype and staying power to dismantle the stranglehold ultra-cheap brews like Natty Ice and Milwaukee’s Best have on the broke college student sector. Only time will tell.

By Sophie He

Sophie He is a twenty-something year-old Silly Billy who recently moved to the bizarro neighborhood of Los Angeles that is Koreatown. She lives walking distance from an excess of dive bars, AYCE BBQ joints, taco trucks, cafes, and restaurants up the wazoo. She drinks black coffee in the morning everyday and puts Sriracha on pretty much everything.

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