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Police Officer Delivers Pizza After Arresting Driver

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An officer from Illinois’ Oswego Police Department took protecting and serving to a completely new level this week.

A pizza delivery driver, 19, and his male friend were arrested in Oswego on drug-related charges (another type of delivery, perhaps?) after a routine traffic stop. The officer took the pair into custody, but realized the pizza had yet to be delivered.

Naturally, he found the address on the receipt and took the pizza where it belonged: the growling, cheese-less stomach of an…Oswegan.

The department’s Facebook page recounted the incident, describing the customer as “confused,” but mostly relieved that the officer wasn’t there on official business.

Please, irony gods, let the customer have been high.

By J. Fergus

J. is an overbearing pizza snob who loves putting as much sugar as possible in cupcakes and coffee. They eagerly awaits diabetes.

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