Hollywood. Family owned since 1939. Started as a stand. It is now 2008, and Pink’s is easily one of the most notable eateries in Los Angeles. So a couple week backs when some of us went out to the critics’ screening of Pineapple Express, we figured it would only be proper to wait an hour in line and enjoy some of the famous goodness. Join us!
It’s a wonder that people take the time to wait out the line…but you’ll soon find out it’s well worth it. Plus, we were told it’s an even nastier wait if you come during the lunch rush. Wowzers.
It’s awesome how, even though the establishment has obviously expanded…they have not lost the “stand” vibe. You still have to order outside before you go in and eat. In the picture above, you see some of the smartest chefs I’ve ever been witness to. They ask three to six people at a time what they would like, don’t write any of it down, and get your order done on the fly with no error.
Lots of celebrities frequent Pink’s. Apparently these guys also have some bomb-ass cake. Too bad I was too wrapped up with the hot dogs (hahaha! ok, not funny) to notice any dessert.
From left to right. Lord of the Rings dog. Mullholland Drive Dog. Something with guacamole, jalapenos, fajita onions/peppers, chips, cheese and chili.
The table is now set. Unfortunately, no matter what you do with a hot dog, it’s impossible to avoid the homo-erotic tendencies that accompany its consumption. Even eating it with a knife and fork will bring forth questioning of a man’s masculinity. Without further ado, your test subjects getting deep throated (“deep throated” helps our Search Engine rankings for all of those people searching for sex websites. Excuse me while I improve our SEO: sex, drugs, deep throat, man eats wiener, gang bang on wiener, disgusting display of wiener, Hollywood, Pamela Anderson, naked, boobies).
After the girls witnessed this, they were finished eating.
Thank you Pink’s, and now, on to the next part of our tour:
Eat on, Foodbeast family, eat on!