Inmates Allow OJ Simpson To Cut The Lunch Line, Because He’s OJ Simpson

Some celebrity inmates, such as Jared Fogle, absolutely have the worst time in prison, getting jumped and abused for his child-touching ways. Then there’s OJ Simpson, who has always had a presence about him, and is apparently running the Nevada prison he has been in the last nine years.

The former NFL player is treated like the star he is, to the point where the other inmates let him cut in line at the cafeteria, according to Inside Edition.

Cutting in line, anywhere, can cause a pretty intense altercation, as it naturally draws the ire of people who have been waiting their turn, but it seems the other inmates have no problem letting OJ get his food first, simply because they love the 68-year-old celebrity.

That is the total opposite of Jared Fogle’s lunch time experiences, as it was reported in 2016 that he was beat down by a 60-year-old man in the cafeteria.

As far as what his daily meals usually consist of, Simpson’s sister told Inside Edition that OJ usually eats Honey Nut Cheerios, oatmeal, canned salmon, or tuna, because he’s on a diet, of course.

Aside from Simpson’s lunch time privileges, he’s also coaches the prison’s softball team, runs the gym, and plays a lot of poker with the boys.

How the hell does he get away with all of this, you might ask? Well, as former Nevada prison guard, Jeffrey Felix put it, “He’s the juice. He does his thing.”

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.