Mr. Unstable Is Fired, Along With His Co-Workers

“Mr. Unstable”, a young man who decided it was funny to bathe in a Burger King kitchen sink, video tape it, and post it for the world to see, is now getting the attention he deserves (or doesn’t deserve). I saw this video a day or so ago, and it bugged me…but I didn’t post it because (a) the people involved are idiots (b) I didn’t want to give it attention (c) it now has made it onto various news channels and websites, so I figured we would elaborate on it. Apparently, the circulation of this video has paved the way for all the employees involved to be fired. Any remaining employees are being retrained in health and sanitation procedures. (Thx WDTN)

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.