Meat-Scented Body Spray: Burger King "Flame"

Just when you thought Burger King’s promotional tactics couldn’t be beaten, they beat themselves. Now, if you’re trying to smell like a man, and like a slab of flame-broiled meat, Burger King has released a cologne for you: “Flame”. This new body scent for men (and for those rambunctious females) is now readily available as a gift for Christmas, and at the highly affordable price of $3.99, it’s time to start thinking “stocking stuffers”. As of now, the scent is currently available at Ricky’s via their online store. Eat on…err….smell…damn.

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.