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Guy Gets Arrested For Getting A BJ In McDonald’s Dining Room

Sometimes that McDonald’s McFlurry is so good, it gets you in “the mood,” and you have no choice but to get it on right then and there.

Conrad Jablecki, 30, got arrested after getting a blow job in the middle of a Pennsylvania McDonald’s dining room, Monday.

Jablecki, pictured below flipping off the camera and holding a stack of money, looks the part of a guy who’s down to pull down his pants and ask someone to put their mouth on his one-eyed-monster in the middle of a family-friendly fast food joint.

The woman involved in the incident has not been found or charged with anything, but Jablecki is facing indecent exposure, and open lewdness charges, according to The Smoking Gun.

It was smackdab in the middle of the day, too, as he was spotted at the McDonald’s at 1:11 p.m.

A quick scroll through Jablecki’s Facebook page, and you immediately notice he’s a motivational speaker, with advice like “Be about gettin’ ya bread-N-find A bad bitch W/ mean head game,” and “I got sooo much style I can lend ur nigga sum!!”

I don’t care how good that Quarter Pounder is, if you’re suddenly turned on, you’ve gotta find a better place to get fellated than a McDonald’s dining room.

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.