Man Gets Stabbed; Finishes Beer

The title pretty much says it all. A Canada man was stabbed outside the York Hotel in Toronto. Rather than going immediately to a hospital, the man returned to the bar inside to finish his drink. “He’s got a minor poke to his chest, but he’s not giving us any details,” said Staff Sgt. Regan James. “You can imagine the level of his concern was not that high.” That’s pretty foodbeast worthy to me. Drink on man! (Thx Draft)

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.