Normally, if you hit somebody with a piece of malted chocolate candy, like Whoppers or Maltesers, it’ll bounce off of them and probably won’t inflict any pain. If you used the above compressed air cannon to hit them, however, I’m pretty sure they’d be in the hospital and you’d be in jail.
YouTube channel The Slow Mo Guys used an air cannon to shoot Maltesers through tons of different objects in the blink of an eye. No matter what the obstacle was, those malted chocolate projectiles shattered it to bits with ease. Watermelons, pineapples, and a whole lot more succumbed to the sheer force of these high-speed chocolates.
Based on the damage those candies did to the various items, you can only imagine how brutal one would feel if it shot you. Wouldn’t want to be caught in that line of fire, that’s for sure.