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Behold: The Video Game Food Pyramid

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Prepare to eat pixel dust, fellow gamers. This video game food pyramid recommends daily servings of health-replenishing crutches from our favorite childhood games, including Super Mario Bros., Zelda, Pacman, Final Fight, and Streets of Rage. At the moment, we’re debating on what disembodied hearts and anthropomorphic stars would actually taste like. So far we’ve got strawberry, cherry and red fruit loops for the pixelated hearts and lemon drops for the creepy star. Yes, we have a lot of time on our hands.

Although, we don’t quite trust the turkey from Streets of Rage. I’d rather chow down on a blue ghost (tastes like blueberries!) than poultry suspiciously left on the street.

H/T + PicThx Funny Or Die

By Rachael Stuart

Rachael is a journalism student who desperately wishes Indiana had a seafood-laden coast. When she's not contemplating the intersection of culture and cuisine, she's picking out recipes and typing furiously for her food blog, East by Midwest. Her main goal in life is to one day not be the last person eating.

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