Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call from Texas Will Make Your Day


In today’s slice of awesome comes this gem: a complaint call left by a (ex) Jimmy Dean customer in Texas. His main hang-up with the sausage brand? The fact that they discontinued their 16-oz sausage roll and that their current 12-oz won’t cut, especially when it comes to satiating “three men that weigh over two-hundred pounds a piece, a woman that’s a little plump Scotch girl, and a daughter who’s thirteen.” He refuses to fall for their charade and buy two 12-oz servings just because they want “to downsize and charge the same goddamn price.”

By the end of the call, he gives a prompt “Goodbye,” but fortunately, the call doesn’t actually end and you can hear him continue to rant about “that fucking pussy roll of sausage.” It’s great and [warning] will probably make you hungry for some Jimmy Dean sausage.

By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

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