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This Is The Pizza Rap You Never Knew You Needed

Last week, Josh Elkin created these amazing Bloomin’ Onion Bites. The former Epic Meal Time personality is responsible for dishes like the Super Bowl Football Pockets and the Mardi Gras King Cupcakes. Now, he’s gonna teach us how to make pizza.

Actually, he’s gonna rap about it.

Elkin just dropped a some YouTube fire with a new video called Makin’ A Pizza.

It’s pretty catchy. Perhaps we should make a pizza now, or at least order one. Probably the later.

Check out the recipe and lyrics below. Y’know, in case you wanted to make a pizza and start rapping about it for your family and friends.

Recipe

INGREDIENTS
4 cups of bread flour
1 pack of active dry yeast
2 tablespoons of cooking oil
1 teaspoon of salt
1 teaspoon of sugar
1 1/2 cups of warm water
1/2 cup of pizza sauce
1/2 cup of cooked sausage
1/2 cup of pepperoni
1/2 cup of bacon bits
1/2 cup of sliced red onions
1 cup of mozzarella cheese

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees F.

Step 1
Combine the warm water with the cooking oil in a mixing bowl.

Step 2
Combine the salt, sugar, flour and yeast in another bowl.

Step 3
Slowly add the wet bowl into the dry bowl and mix until the dough
starts to form. Continue to kneed out the dough until its smooth.

Step 5
Put the dough in a oiled bowl and cover it for 10 minutes.

Step 6
When the dough has rested for 10 minutes, roll it out on a floured surface.

Step 7
Add the pizza sauce, followed by the mozzarella cheese.

Step 8
Top the pizza off with the sausage, pepperoni, bacon and red onions.

Step 9
Bake it in the oven for 10-12 minutes.

Lyrics

We’re Makin a pizza , Makin a pizza
We’re Makin a pizza X 4

Let me teach you how to make a pizza
4 cups of bread flour and a pack of active dry yeast
and then I get 2 table spoons of cooking oil boy,
a teaspoon of salt now we’re all up in the move boy.
A teaspoon of sugar I know you wanna cook up
1 and a half of cup of warm water got the hookup
Half a cup of pizza sauce yeah I be the boss
when im done makin this pie eat it with my feet up dawg
Now you wanna get some pepperoni
Cook sausage bacon bits all for the homies
Slice some red onions and a cup of mozzarella cheese
Thats all the ingredients that you’ll ever need

We’re Makin a pizza , Makin a pizza
We’re Makin a pizza X 4

Two bowls, one got cooking oil
Combine the warm water with it and we’re feelin’ to go
Other bowl got the dry stuff, HUH
And if you’re tripping this is why bra
Pour the wet into the dry real slow, mix it all together till it turns
into dough
Then when your dough is all ready
Sprinkle flour on your board and knead your dough heavy
Now put your dough up in a greased bowl
Cover that thing up for like 10 minutes
Preheat your oven to like 400
Trust me boy we about to kill it
Roll the dough up on a pizza tray
Cover it up with sauce and all that mozzarella man
Add your toppings to the top of the cheese
Add your onions and put olive oil over it please i’m saying
Bake it for 10 – 12 minutes, Bake it for 10 – 12 minutes
Bake it for 10 – 12 minutes, Bake it for 10 – 12 minutes

We’re Makin a pizza , Makin a pizza
We’re Makin a pizza

We’re Makin a pizza, Now you’re eating a pizza.

By Peter Pham

Pete's favorite foods include pizza, tacos and pretty much any kind of breakfast. He'll usually snap a photo or two while his food cools down.

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