Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver makes award-winning decisions in the kitchen, but his baby-naming skills might be a little questionable, to say the least.
Oliver has five children, all with eccentric names, but he just revealed on Instagram that his latest newborn was named River Rocket Oliver.
Wow what a Hot Day today guys 😎 so the littlest one is stared out ⭐️☀️⭐️ and sleeping again…..it’s probably polite to formally introduce the new boy to you, his names River Rocket Oliver we think it suits him and he’s a little gift and we are all very happy…. Thanks for all your kind wishes big love jamie and gang X X X
Little River doesn’t have to battle life alone, though, as his brothers and sisters are named Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom and Buddy Bear. I truly wish I was making this shit up.
It’s almost like he’s competing with Kanye West’s baby North, Jay-Z’s Blue Ivy, and David Duchovny’s Kyd.
If anything, Oliver’s kids are all prepped with stage names and can have their own cooking shows, like, River Rocket’s Eats, or Baking with Buddy Bear.