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Jamba Juice: New 'Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie' (aka FUCK YOU McDonald's)

Jamba Juice is truly getting it in today. As we all now know, a few days ago McDonald’s launched a new line of smoothies to their ever expanding menu-empire. Apparently, Jamba Juice was none too pleased that the burger giant was stepping into their smoothie territory. They recently launched a rather humorous “fake product” in the form of a Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie. Their take on the situation, Burger chains [are] getting into the smoothie business – which to us, is about as weird as a Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie. Jamba went all out, procuring a website ( CHEESEBURGERCHILL.COM ) and a nice looking commercial that spares no expense (available after the jump). Will McDonald’s smoothies cut in to Jamba’s sales? Or will McDonald’s cheaper, faster alternative be shunned by the general public in favor of Jamba Juice’s long standing product? Only time will tell. Until then, drink on Foodbeasts. Drink on.


By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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