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Jack in the Box: Jack Box Crash Update #5

In the latest series of updates from the Jack Box bus crash tragedy, we receive a video update from one of Jack’s nurses, another update from Jack’s doctor and his usage of a hot glue gun during the operation, and above is an image from an upcoming television ad spot that will further the narrative.  Things aren’t looking to bright for our dear friend Jack Box. See the latest video after jump:

Nurse:

Doctor:

(Thx NancyLuna)

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.