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Holiday Eating — Why You’re Doing It Wrong, in 37 GIFs

The holidays are a time for festivity; for love and joy and good cheer. So why spoil the fun by eating like a sad calorie-counting crazy person?

Super politely, in teeny tiny bites:

Or worse, not eating at all:

Or giving your food away to other people:

Or eating things you don’t even like:

WHY?!

You’re just making yourself miserable:

Face it, if you’re not already in shape, 2 weeks of dieting ain’t gonna cut it:

So just calm yo a$$ and take a seat.

This holiday season, this is what you should look like:

Go on, eat on up:

Heck, you can even eat like these people if you want, I’m not here to judge:

The point is EAT. The way I see it, you still have a good 4-5 months before anyone actually has to see your body, right? Take advantage of it:

And let yourself actually enjoy for once part of what makes this season so awesome and delicious.

Happy Holidays 🙂

By Dominique Zamora

Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.

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