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20 Hilarious Instances of Humans Forgetting How to Food

Step into the world of infomercials. A world where every human being is incapable of making an omelette and every ketchup bottle is a nuclear war waiting to happen.

It’s an undisputed fact that food fail infomercials are the best. Ever. It’s the only reason we stay up until 3 am. So we delved into the world of infomercials and picked the most hilarious scenarios of humans forgetting how to food.

Because no one really wants to buy an egg popsicle maker. We all just want to watch the world burn in flurry of tupperware and cellophane.

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 Now that’s how you eat a taco

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Oh stove you so sexy. Let me slide my hand across your smooth titanium surface… fireFIREFIREFIREEEE

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Sad desk lunch just got sadder.

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JUST MAKE IT STOP

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Four Wieners, One Spatula

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The struggle is real

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TIL that putting a lid on an overflowing container of chili does NOT work

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It’s easy they said. Just give it a tap they said. Aim for the pan they said.

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Damnit bobby, I’m tired of your shit!

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Just a splash of milk…

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Couldn’t you just set the soda on the floor so you don’t have to balance it on your knee? No? Too easy? Ok, then.

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Not again mom! This is why we can’t have nice things.

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 Why is this blunt doorstop not slicing my bread?!!?!

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Dear Sandwich, You are THE WORST

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Let me just grab the salt real quick ARGGHHHHNOTTHEFACE

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People never learn.

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Fuck it.

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Let me just smash this spoon against my face.

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Thanks Obama.

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This face will haunt your nightmares.

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By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

6 replies on “20 Hilarious Instances of Humans Forgetting How to Food”

Haha, those are great. The people who make these infomercials must really think we’re all a bunch of stupid idiots.

(wonder what the fix was for the towering sandwich)

Yeah, that would help, LOL. But you’d be surprised what completely stupid ‘solutions’ there are for these things. Making two sandwiches would be too much of a “well duh!” solution. They’d have to come up with something a little more clever than that in order to sell a product.

Some infomercial stuff works well [I got a seal a meal back in the 80s and it is still chugging along. I use it with my new $400 sous vide instead of the $500 vacuum sealer they wanted to sell me =) ] I had a stick blender from Braun back when they were only an infomercial item. For really small light tasks the Silver Bullet a friend gave me for Christmas is good – stuff like smoothies or making mayonnaise/aioli/pesto. I wouldn’t try using it for anything heavier.

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