A few short months ago, one of our writers surfaced a terrible truth: Cap’n Crunch of Cap’n Crunch Cereal fame was not actually a captain. In fact, his 3-striped arm would indicate that he’s actually a Commander.
What resulted was a whirlwind of press surrounding the issue — with fans of the mascot expressing both heartbreak and disgust at the lies they had literally and figuratively been fed ever since they were children.
Today, a few weeks after the hubbub had died down, Cap’n Crunch and his representatives randomly showed up at our office looking for some sort of truce. We told them we’d bury the hatchet if we could get a video of Cap’n Crunch twerking on our office fridge. Long story short, we’re good with the Cap’n now. The Cap’n is also a low-key creeper in real life — we weren’t paid to talk about this, so I felt obligated to tell you that.
Here are some stills from his visit:
Photos and Video by: Marc Kharrat