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Hangry Woman Stabs Ex-Boyfriend In The Back For Refusing to Make Her Food

I promise you, I couldn’t make this headline up even if I wanted to. But I guess when your stomach invades your mind and clouds your judgement, things could get a little messy.

Police reports indicate that 29 year-old Stranesha Buford was charged with aggravated (hangry) assault with a deadly weapon on July 26th for stabbing her ex-boyfriend in the back with a kitchen knife. Fox News in Nashville reports that the victim told police that after he refused to feed her, Buford unsuccessfully threw a glass object at him, after which he attempted to subdue her, which earned him a knife in the left side of his back for his troubles. I guess when you’re hangry, you begin to lose track of right and wrong and act on impulse as long as you get your fix right away. Well shit, I guess food really is a drug then.

In all honesty, I don’t think this police report is telling the whole story because I’ve still got some questions:

1. Were they ex-lovers before OR after the stabbing?
2. How well does this man cook?

Buford is currently being held in Davidson County Jail on $35,000 bail.

By Raphael Madrid

Raphael is a lot better at eating than he is cooking. He also opts for the al pastor over the carne asada in his tacos and burritos. Mild in the streets, picante in the sheets. Vegeta > Vegetables.