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For Future Reference, Denny’s Doesn’t Accept Marijuana as a Form of Payment

It’s pretty fair to assume a healthy amount of folks eating at Denny’s after midnight have consumed a fair amount of alcohol or marijuana, but let us make this clear, it’s not kosher to offer up a bag of pot as a form of payment. Regardless of how awesome it may sound at the time.

The incident in question involves a Niagara Falls man ordering a take-out dinner from a Denny’s restaurant shortly after 2 a.m. Apparently, he tried to pay for his $9.91 worth of food with $1 and a bit of pot.

Once the cashier refused the transaction, the man tried to sell the pot to other customers in the restaurant, according to police. What an entrepreneur!

During the ordeal, an employee at the restaurant recognized the pot peddler and gave his name to police. Authorities reported that he wasn’t home when officers arrived later in the day.

An investigation is continuing — no word on whether the guy got to enjoy his Denny’s meal or not that night.

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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An appeal to all Prohibitionists:

Maybe you’re a police officer, a prison guard or a local/national politician. Possibly you’re scared of losing employment, overtime-pay, the many kick-backs and those regular fat bribes. But what good will any of that do you once our society has followed Mexico over the dystopian abyss of dismembered bodies, vats of acid and marauding thugs carrying gold-plated AK-47s with leopard-skinned gunstocks? 

Kindly allow us to forgo the next level of your sycophantic prohibition-engendered mayhem. 

Prohibition Prevents Regulation : Legalize, Regulate and Tax!

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