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Food Hack: Make a Watermelon Smoothie With Just a Drill and a Coat Hanger

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Some days, you just want a muthaf*ckin watermelon smoothie. But taking on a full grown watermelon and chopping it up? Please, ain’t nobody got time for that. So, grab a drill and a coat hanger, then watch the hack below. You’ll have the most perfect fruit smoothie of your life in two minutes.

For those of you wondering what happened to the seeds, two words: seedless watermelons.

Now throw some tequila in that b*tch and call it a day.

By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

5 replies on “Food Hack: Make a Watermelon Smoothie With Just a Drill and a Coat Hanger”

Sure, probably about as popular as mini cocktail sausages are with the pedophiles that Christians worship. (*I mean, if we’re going to strain to make ambiguous social commentary on a food blog, there are no limits to where it can go… )

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