Enough with this “what’s yours is mine, mi casa es su casa” nonsense. If I want to have an entire bag of potato chips to myself, that’s damn well what I’m going to do. And no amount of ass-kissing or pussy-footing from you is gonna change my mind.
Oh wait, what? You’re using these bride and groom-themed chips to propose to me? Well, that’s an entirely different story.
Get out, get lost, come back when you have a ring, mkaayyyy?
In all seriousness though, with Doomsday, New Years and Valentine’s Day just around the corner, Japanese snack maker Koikeya has just released a new line of potato chips tailored to, you guessed it, couples. Available in Lemon Pepper and Sugar Butter flavors (how romantic?), the chips themselves are heart shaped, which I’m sure will result in all kinds of mixed messages when you and your S/O proceed to break them up into tons of itty bitty pieces with your mouths.
Just be grateful they don’t cost nearly as much as an engagement ring. Yikes.
via Rocket 24