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Here’s What Ya’ll Said About Costco Tinder Dates And Hot Cheetos Waffle Cones [Feedback Oct. 28]

Welcome to another edition of our weekly Foodbeast “Feedback,” where we feature your Facebook comments, and respond directly to your views on our recipes, videos, and stories.

In a wild 7 days, full of some crazy food news stories, you guys provided some worthy comments, per usual.

This week Shaquille O’Neal bought himself a Kripy Kreme franchise, someone made a Hot Cheetos waffle cone, and we found out that Costco dates are totally awesome.

You guys responded to those stories through Facebook, and now it’s our turn to respond back.

We always appreciate that you read our posts, and take the time to add your own commentary.

Here’s what made the cut this week. Think you can make next week’s list?



STORY:Girl Tries To Prove Her Head Fits In A Pumpkin, Doesn’t End Well

Dude, her head is in there. You can’t just smash the shit out of it with hammer, Gallagher-style. Fire department would have been a good call, unless they end up just smashing the shit out of it with a hammer.


Story:Shaq Loved Krispy Kreme So Much, He Bought His Own Franchise

I just peeped your profile to talk shit, Robbie. It looks like you’re an indie wrestler, and looking at your matches on YouTube, I’ll admit you’ve got some hops. Maybe you can actually dunk on Shaq.

hot cheetos cone

Story: Dude Makes A Hot Cheetos Waffle Cone And Stuffs It With Mac & Cheese
Holy shit, dude. It’s just cheetos and mac & cheese, why the hell would it give me cancer. I guarantee it’s not the same as drinking drain cleaner. Don’t tell me how I know, just trust me.

STORY:Josh Elkin’s ‘Pizza Pong’ Table Is The Newest PBR Challenge Invention

Getting high as f*ck and eating the table after is the only way to play this, really. You’ve got the right idea.


Story:Taco Bell Is Giving Everyone A FREE Taco On Nov. 2

There is something about Taco Bell that makes me spend quality time with my toilet. Fair enough, plumbers just might have their hands full after the World Series.


Story:5 Reasons to Take Your Tinder Date to Costco

SAVAGE. You might be on to something, though. I’m going to take a date to Costco, see what happens. Guys need to step their game up.


Story: 13 Of The Strangest Things Seen In A McDonald’s PlayPlace

I’m sorry you had to go through that. I hope that turd wasn’t in the ball pit. I can only imagine it’d plop out when you’d least expect it, just making your day shitty.

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.

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