Get out of their way. You say you don’t care about love? The dudes at Epic Meal Time pour 35-gallons of ice cream, pastries, chocolate and caramel syrup, candied bacon, and then pour a love letter into a blender, blend it up, and drink it with a splash of Jack Daniel’s. If there was a better way to spend Valentine’s Day than with this amount of decadence and show love for your sweet tooth, then someone hit our inbox and let us know.
Otherwise, we’re going to enjoy this shit show. Eat on lovebirds: