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Woman Tweets Her Accidental Coffee Date With A Creepy 97-Year-Old Man

You don’t always get the advertised product when it comes to dating apps. People can easily lie about their appearance with false photos, withhold information about themselves, or portray a fake life altogether, all for the chance that they’ll score a date with an unsuspecting human on the other side of the screen.

Priya Alika Elias found this out the hard way, recalling a very odd OKCupid date she had recently, as she had no idea the man she agreed to have coffee with was a somewhat perverted 97-year-old man.

Apparently there was nothing on his profile alluding to the man’s age being in the elderly range as he had a photo of himself from behind, staring off into the distance. His profile made him seem like an adventurous traveler, and intrigued her.

They hit it off, and agreed to meet at a coffee shop.

Once they arrived at the coffee shop, and she learned he was about three generations older than her, she did the decent thing and stuck around.

She learned that he was on OKCupid because he was “writing a book and wanted to put something in about social media these days.”

Interesting excuse, and a cute story, up until he said:

“I live two blocks down and I don’t really use my dick a lot, but the women have told me they prefer my mouth.”

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DAMN! Shoot your shot, grandpa!

The date couldn’t have ended any creepier and it led Priya to delete her OKCupid account for good.

Even the most innocent of coffee dates can turn in an instant, but she seemed to be a good sport about it, and the dirty elderly man had a new chapter for his book.

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.