Today’s brilliant, useless gift to the world comes from Japan’s Hokkaido region, which is known and responsible for producing about half the country’s milk – a fact which has of course led to such spectacularly Japanese souvenir products as…Cow Poop? chocolate mochi.
I repeat, thanks Japan!
Sources say these cow pie-shaped gooey rice balls are “mellow-ly sweet,” and with that tiny baby cow on the package asking you to “Eat Poop and Smile Every Day!” how can you say no?
Admit it, it’s everything you never knew you always wanted, or everything you’re afraid to let yourself want.
[Photos via RocketNews24]