Craving: The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich


This sandwich looked so terribly disgusting and delicious when I came across it that I actually laughed out loud in a mix of infatuation and disgust. It made me so curiously disgusted yet I was utterly starving for a bite…or two…or the entire thing. What we’re looking at is a$ 25 dollar sandwich from the Fat Sandwich Company utilizing layers of our favorite restaurant dishes and appetizers. To be specific, the sandwich comes stacked with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken, nuggets, mac n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo and ketchup on two by-now-soggy rolls. Apparently if you have the stomach for this entire thing, you get the meal on the house plus an Ugly t-shirt. Sounds like a fair trade for a triple bypass surgery. I mean, come on, the shirt is 100% cotton. (Thx ZeeferMadness)

Oh yeah, here’s a cross-sectional look at this behemoth:


By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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