Craving: Corn Dog Egg Roll


To me, this bad boy poses more of a dilemma than anything. A corn dog, within an eggroll shell? Sounds absolutely fucktabulous, but what dipping sauce do you go with?! Maybe some ketchup? Maybe some mustard? OOOO! How about some super spicy brown mustard, with a hint of red chili sauce? Damn! What’s more exciting now, the actual corn dog egg roll we’re looking at, or the dipping sauce fantasy we’ll get as a result of it?! (PicThx ChrisLitz/TIWYF)

By Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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