Cinnabon-Scented Air Freshener is Unfortunately Not Edible


Are you frantically spraying the bathroom with some foul “lavender” scent that really smells like aged cough syrup? Well, Cinnabon hopes to offer a more pleasant experience when it comes to covering up your home’s au naturel odors.

In addition to Cinnabon vodka and fast food donut holes, the brand expands with a new Cinnabon-scented automatic air spray. In collaboration with Air Wick, the brand-specific spray attempts to bring home the scent of “one-of-a-kind cinnamon and cream cheese frosting that make Cinnabon cinnamon rolls so unforgettable.”

However (minor upset), word has it that while the spray does have a light cinnamon scent, it’s in no way close to the deep, addicting aroma of freshly baked Cinnabon rolls. Still better than molding cough syrup.

By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

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