Apparently the CEO of Zappos.com posted this to the Internet, I love seeing Foodbeasts from all walks of life. Anyways, this crazy sandwich is made up 2 waffles, 2 eggs, 2 slices of Taylor Ham, string cheese, 2 sausages, 3 pieces of bacon and smeared with maple syrup. Carl’s Jr., I know you’re reading, take notes!
Someone must be absolutely-frickin-kidding-me by e-mailing this. Apparently this was first posted online by a man named Kevin. This In-N-Out Burger behemoth boasts four 100% pure mustard cooked beef patties, lettuce, tomato, extra spread, four slices of American cheese, grilled and regular onions, pickles and of course the extra-toasted freshly baked buns.
Leave it up to our resident Taylor (aka TC90) to come up with this ingenius new category, “Craving”, which decidedly keeps me up all night just thinking of all the delicious food I want to consume instead of procrastinating with my actual work. Oh well, pictured above is what I just learned is called, Futomaki or in other words, a Fat Sushi Roll. There’s nothing more I want to do right now than to dip those things in a pool of soy sauce and wusabi and eat it like a burrito. (Thx JustHungry)
I just want to pour ketchup and tapatio all over this. ALL OVER. (Thx TeenyTinyTurkey)
I can already hear the grumbles of the “food connoisseurs” as they read this post and see the above picture. If you’re looking for pan-seared fish, Mario Batali’s website is here. Now that that’s out of the way, and I’ve efficiently offended a good number of our valued readers, just wanted to say that I love this Filet-O-Fish. I want one right now, even though it’s 11:08 PM. I don’t know if it’s the lack of vegatables on this sandwich, or the way the cheese very rarely covers anywhere close to half of the sandwich, or how sometimes when I open up the box the top bun has slid halfway off the filet, which jolts an immediate response mechanism to fix the structural integrity of my dear fish sandwich as if I just saw it naked. Again, I digress.
I don’t know what day of Lent it is…but it’s not going by very fast, that’s for sure. I’m probably on repeat, but I’ve given up meat for 40 days…and now, instead of fish, veggie and non-meat related pictures, I’ve witnessed an influx of pictures containing juicy hamburgers, mouth watering steaks and dancing chickens. All I can think about is meat lately, and then this picture did not make my day go by any quicker when it appeared in my e-mail inbox. Anyways, Allen, if you’re reading, maybe try some meat, Swiss cheese, bacon, grilled pineapple slices and drizzle some sweet teriyaki sauce on that baby, and squeeze it together (no homo) with two pieces of wheat bread…I digress.