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Caffeinated Gamer Food

It’s three o’clock in the morning and you’re on the raid of your life in the Black Temple. But alas, you begin to feel the exhaustion of staying awake for three straight days playing World of Warcraft. Your body is hungry, your mind is tired, and you finished off your last energy drink two hours ago. The Japanese guy on the other side of the world is asking you if you’re ready to start and all you can think of is how tired you are.

Luckily, Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks are available in three flavors: Nuts of Destruction (Ancho Chili and Lime), Seeds of Victory (Sweet and Salty Sunflower Seeds), and Cashews of Chaos (Honey Roasted). These snacks are loaded with the taurine, caffeine, and ginseng you need to take down Illidan Stormrage and finally loot the Warglaive of Azzinoth that you missed two parties and a chem test for.

($4.37/Bag @ Amazon)

By Peter Pham

Pete's favorite foods include pizza, tacos and pretty much any kind of breakfast. He'll usually snap a photo or two while his food cools down.

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